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hocotate:

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

(via thegravelbro)

discochurch:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

(via because-youll-never-know)

mylittleapricot:

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

(via childoftherevolution)

klingoff:

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

(via because-youll-never-know)

mothurs:

tfw ur bi and with a person of the same gender and people automatically classify u as a #gay and think u were just too afraid to say so. or tfw ur bi and with a person of the opposite gender and people automatically think u outgrew the #bi phase and are now a #normal kid. 

(via 4soy-deactivated20161208)

lethbian:

me: I should go to therapy probably

(later at therapy)

therapist: so how are you?

me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

(via thewhoreoftherings)

lesbianscullys:

pretty tired of straight girls putting shit like “cutest couple” and “👭” on pictures of them and their best friend like we get it u don’t take wlw relationships seriously and it’s all a big joke 2 u

(via d3ssins)

WOW this is super duper nice pls tell me who u are!! i probs think you are super rad too!! 💖

averagefairy:

i’m just so glad i’m not still 13 years old and hating girls who wear too much makeup and heels to school. i honestly spent way too much time as a teen being like judgy and stupid and weirdly overly proud of the fact that i wore dirty converse every day. the day i stopped hating girls was like a magical portal to a much better living experience and i highly recommend it because girls are amazing. all of them

(via skinandstars)